Tight Teachings

I’m the first to admit that I have deep pockets and short arms. I look after my money. I particularly like the free samples that are given away at coffee shops, so when I saw a plate of biscotti segments on the coffee shop counter, I nabbed one (the biggest of course) and popped it straight in my mouth. This caused the waitress to look at me as if I was the filthiest person in the World and it was then that I realised it wasn’t a free sample plate, but someone else’s left-overs!